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Jurassic Diet

This is a fun fictitious diet that is designed to mock diet trends and not actually meant to be practiced.

Jurassic Diet: Eat Everything

06/22/202011/29/2020 / The Eclogues / Leave a comment

"Don't stop eating what you like. Banning foods, will only make you crave them more so just eat your fruits, meats or enemies in moderation."

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Jurassic Diet: Fiber

06/10/2020 / The Eclogues / Leave a comment

Eat an abundant amount of palm tree's, cycads, araucarias and other pines to add some fiber to your meals,

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Jurassic Diet: Drink Water

06/03/202006/03/2020 / The Eclogues / Leave a comment

With summer just around the corner, staying hydrated is important. Make sure you drink at least 64 ounces of H20 from any lake, puddle, toilet bowl, river or ocean to avoid dehydration.

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JURASSIC DIET: Safety

05/27/202006/01/2020 / The Eclogues / Leave a comment

Due to COVID 19, make sure you wear a mask, gloves, visor and test your prey prior to consumption.

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Jurassic Diet: Meal Time

07/23/201907/23/2019 / The Eclogues / Leave a comment

Plan your hunts for the week to make sure you stick to your calorie count.

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Jurassic Diet: Reading Labels

07/08/201906/01/2020 / The Eclogues / Leave a comment

Smart watches can help you choose healthier options. Use the heart rate, steps and calories burned information to see how a person fits into your daily calorie allowance.

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Jurassic Diet: Skewers

07/02/201906/01/2020 / The Eclogues / Leave a comment

Spears can be made from old brooms, mops and Swiffer sticks.

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Jurassic Diet: Dining Out

06/25/201906/01/2020 / The Eclogues / Leave a comment

Hunting in small groups (no more than 4) is more effective for close-range targets like deer, rabbits or your fastest friend.

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